Encrypted Transfer in a Kiss

I don't know what i was thinking… but at one time, when i am kissing my girlfriend, she passes on an encrypted JPG picture through her tounge… its in her taste buds.. through her saliva… i taste it and i know i have to decrypt it with the right password… that is my DNA… or my saliva… it dissolves slowly in my mouth and signals reach my brain.. finally a picture is seen deep inside me… through some electrical activity of the nerves… cool huh?

SEX AND THE PC

And i should'nt be telling you this… but i actually see my dreams of sex controlled by my mouse and keyboard… once i was not able to lift a girl because my ALT key wasn't functioning… the other time i wasnt able to see her nude and only listen to her sound because openGL wasnt installed and my brain at that time was not supporting DirectX 8.1….

GRAVITY IMMUNE TO CTRL+Z

This tells me i need a break. worst, do you know what happened recently? my mom gave a hot glass of milk to drink…it was at the edge of my PC table, near the keyboard… i was typing furiously, when i accidently dropped it… it was all in slow motion.. the glass falling down…i captured every single frame… and…..C R A S H !!!!…. now what would my reaction be??? you wont be surprised…. i pressed CRTL+Z ….. repeatedly… to wonder why the hell is that glass not coming back…. then the hot milk touched my bare feet… then as if i came out of a spell…now who would go out with a guy like me?? a wierdo and a nerdo…

THE HAUNTED HOUSE

I was in this BIG Haunted house … creeky gates and large glass windows…wodden spiral stairs… then all hell breaks loose.. the Zombies are out!… they are there to get you..you run to save your life, but you just cant get out…. then you just breath heavily stuck at a dead end….. and hear carefully… the ghosts are talking….actually wishpering…. i look around for an exit, but wham, the door crashes and am face to face to face with this big monstorous dead zombie man… he says…..”w h e r e i s t h e I P A d d r e s s..” …..’W h e r E…i S ..thE I P Ad Dre Ss…”… and i say, “Wha….!??…?” …then i realise why these all zombies are running…. they are looking for an IP address….but why???? then i do a stunt to jump above them and go deep inside the house dodging all of em….to find…. behold…. the DHCP server down…. i then woke up.

And the Last - The effect of technology on me: - REAL INCIDENT

RANGE LOW! I cant hear you!

Ho ho… this has to all time ridiculous… i was having coffee with my friend, and was talking normally…. then i glanced on my cell… the range dipped to nill… i frowned a bit… then looked at my friend.. he continued to talk and i was like THIS BIG surprised… how can i HEAR HIM!!! there is NO RANGE!! then he asked me a question… i couldn't utter a word… how could i talk to him when there was no range in my cell?? i looked helplessly at him… before i realized that i COULD talk to him….even though my cell’s range was low… :)